The List That Keeps On Listing

(Here is a list. Perhaps inspiration/ topics for potential writing projects? Not sure.)

I dance with myself every night before bed.

I only like raisins when they are covered in chocolate.

I love looking at people’s hands.

I love men with big noses.

Hair in my food does not gross me out.

I talk to myself every morning when I drive to work.

I have a sex dream at least once a week.

I think about sex all the time.

I am no good with little kids.

I love teenagers.

I want a puppy more than I want a baby.

I want a boyfriend more than I want a husband.

I want to save the world.

I want to grow a garden.

I’ve always wanted to go to Afghanistan and Argentina.

I’ve always wanted to live in a really big city.

I’ve always wanted to live on a ranch in the middle of nowhere.

I want to sell my car and buy a bike.

I want a horse.

I am fascinated by people who collect wolf paraphernalia.

I am fascinated by people who love dream catchers.

I love my mother for this reason.

I love cutting my toenails.

I find the blackheads that are extracted by Biore strips fascinating to look at.

I use bobby pins to clean the wax from my ears.

I can’t snap.

I can whistle. Like a boss.

I’ve been someone's boss. I've been some people's boss, actually.

I want to paint a picture using my ponytail as a paintbrush.

I want to cover my body in paint.

I love doing laundry and washing dishes.

I always play with my hair.

Growing up I wanted to be a chef, an author, a teacher, and a singer.

I have done three of the four.

I physically can’t sleep past eight in the morning.

I make cookie dough just to eat the dough.

I hate mushrooms.

I love dreams where I am naked.

If I could get away with being naked all the time, I would be.

I don’t think being naked is sexual. Or it doesn't have to be.

I love being barefoot.
I love driving barefoot.
I love barefoot walks/hikes.

I love being surrounded by flowers.

I write with my right, kick with my left.

I love puns.

I smell books before I read them.

I read the last paragraph of books before I read them.

I love writing lists.

Technology scares me.

I collect lipstick, books, flowers, and typewriters.

I like vegetables more than fruit.

I used to sneak green olives and banana peppers from the fridge as a kid.

I could eat an onion like an apple.

I love raw potatoes because they taste like dirt. 

Radishes too.

Forrest Gump is my favorite movie. Maybe.

I’ve always felt like I should have lived during the sixties.

I've always wanted to be a hippie.

I want to start a commune.

Ringo is my favorite Beatle.

I like The Beatles.

I think The Beatles are overrated.

I love to sweat.

I can’t wink.

I love being winked at.

I love riding the bus.

Strangers come up and talk to me on the bus a lot.

And in the grocery store.

And at coffee shops.

And on the street.

I want to have an endless supply of dollar bills so I can hand them out to every homeless person I meet.

I don’t care if they’re faking it.

People are my passion.

They fascinate me.

I like to watch them.

I’m watching you.